In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket. It would very likely melt in the heat anyway.
It is an offense to push a living moose out of an airplane. A dead one is apparently fine.
Did you know that it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs? Other animals are seemingly exempt from this prohibition.
It is illegal to pronounce "Arkansas" incorrectly. To be fair, you should know how to say it if you’re there.
It is illegal for a woman to drive in a housecoat (a robe). Women need to be aware on their Sunday morning milk runs!
It is illegal to mutilate a rock in a state park. We’re not entirely sure what this means, but neither are we sure we want to.
Delaware requires you to have food and drink before flying over a body of water. Never be too careful, right?
Can you believe that in Florida, tying an elephant to a parking meter costs the same as a car? When you next run errands with Dumbo, bring loose change.